avengestuck: !!! reblog if u reblog any of the following OFF batterie frostiron homestuck OFF avengers homestuck supernatural solkat!!! erisol!!! OFF i need to follow new ppl!
digivolves: joshsux: how do you even sext with girls text her in all caps asking her where the nearest walgreens is
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
jonandtheon: “real men dont cry” are you sure about that
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
stuartsometimes: I’m not a morning person I’m not even an afternoon person I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
boydivision: when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
I absolutely can't stand when people fish for...
overnight-shipping: malkatz: zanreosauce: mooncactus: tofferton: moon-over-june: lothie: xdmoneyx: amidstthebloodshed: Grow up. I can’t stand when people fish. Period. I can’t stand fish. I can’t stand. I can. Can. CA and eridan is a fish… this has gone full circle
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
davestridersbabygravy: fluffy johndave (◠‿◠✿) angsty johndave (◠‿◠✿) johndave au’s (◠‿◠✿) bromance johndave (◠‿◠✿) one-sided johndave (◠‿◠✿) casual boyfriends johndave (◠‿◠✿) JOHNDAVE ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ
buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
cyansleuth: oh my god
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.